An email:

You got me. I can justify the purchase of a NROVDT subscription as a birthday present for myself (9-13-76). All the whining made me cave a couple of days early! Please let all the uptight, backwards thinking publishers that I will continue to maintain my NRODT subscription as well because it’s a little difficult to throw an electronic copy of NR on liberal co-workers desk in order to get that sweet sweet look of horror.