From a reader (who CC’d that CTH blog):

Jonah-
Please publish this email in The Corner. I want my $10 gift certificate to
Amazon so I can finally buy “Legacy”. I guess I should make up a story about
a Dem contender to play by the rules….John Kerry bought me a Slurpee, but
bogarted that cool, hybrid straw-spoon thing you get with it. When I asked
for it back, he shot a look at me and snarled, “DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM???”
Gracias!