From a reader:

Mr. Goldberg,
“movies we loved, but must now concede aren’t in fact very good”
Got to be…”TopGun.” Killin’ commies at mach 2 in the super-cool F-14 while diddlin’ the stacked astrophysicist babe all while talkin’ dirty on the radio! Plot??!! We don’t need no stinkin’ plot!