An e-mail:

: please add a bunch of new posts to the Corner…
Draft people off the street, or cut and paste excerpts from the phone book, or just lean on the space bar for awhile…
Why? So that Jonah’s “EMAIL FROM IRAQ” post is pushed way down the page, and the first thing I see when the page comes up is something, anything, other than “remote-control fart machine”.
The world and I thank you. :)