I’m happy to be informed by several justly irate lawyers that at least some states have “good samaritan laws” that in fact protect doctors who try to save people in distress. Here’s Illinois’s .

But of course, in support of my point, such a law obviously responded to the situation I described, namely doctors getting sued for doing the Right Thing.

Still, it’s good news and I’m happy to report it.

Oh, and by the way, I don’t want all the lawyers killed. I don’t even want all the BAD lawyers killed. Throttled, maybe…

Can’t joke about anything these days, I should have known that only Derb could be targeted.

Only kidding.