Since the city manager, who is Hispanic,

fired our incompetent police chief, who is black, making the day of our

mayor, who is Jewish, here’s what’s happened. The city’s black leadership

and some core supporters have done the Full Sharpton, saying this was a

racist conspiracy engineered by The Man (including the Dallas Morning News,

my employer). Ex-Chief Terrell Bolton turned up at a black church meeting

hours after he was fired, and said he didn’t have to worry about getting

even with the mayor, because “God is keeping score.” Black protesters, in a

scene straight out of Tom Wolfe, mobbed the city council meeting, some

holding signs saying our Jewish mayor was in league with Satan, and others

holding signs denouncing the city manager as a “sellout wetback.” The

frightened city manager, Ted Benavides, met with black leaders yesterday to

explain why he fired Bolton (insubordination, basically), and added that

he’d called his mommy, who told him if his job running Dallas got to be too

rough on him, he could always come home. And today, Bolton gave a press conference in which he whined that he couldn’t even get a job as dog catcher

now, then — I’m not making this up — left the room blubbering like a

baby.

There’s only one thing that can save us

now!