Is it Valentine’s Day next Monday? Nope. Vagina Day–V-Day to make it slightly more palatable, until you, uh, go deeper. (There’s no way to say this….) Or so it is in the world of Eve Ensler and Jane Fonda.

(I guess after that last post I should give them some credit, though—they do speak out against forced genital mutilation. Though you would think it should be a no-brainer to be against such things.)

Check out the ridiculously long list of colleges that will be staging renditions of the Vagina Monologues this year—including, natch, some Catholic ones (my pet peeve).

There’s no hope for Saint Valentine, I suppose.