After reading about the Bad Sex Prize, you may feel like sampling thisparody of “The Twelve Days of Christmas,” done (apparently) as a

public-service announcement to warn against the perils of casual sex.

Warning: it is VERY GROSS, though more so visually than aurally. Make sure

there are no kids in the room when you bring it up on screen.

As the reader

who sent it to me remarked: “It lends an entirely new dimension to the use

of stick figure animation.”