Cheering news (for once) from Harvard’s usually half-witted School of Public Health. According to this report from MSNBC:

“One of the most popular campaigns to curb alcohol use on campus hasn’t reduced student drinking and may actually have increased it, according to a new report from the Harvard School of Public Health’s College Alcohol Study.”

More depressing, however, to read that:

“First-year students at the University of Virginia reduced their alcohol intake from three drinks a week to one.”

Live a little, guys. I know that old Poe was one of your alumni, but there really is no need to be too worried that you will end up the same way as he did.