Here’s a huge roundup of Thanksgiving links, including (without limitation) Christopher Walken and John Madden’s video of the First Thanksgiving, Ben Franklin’s account, calculating how much stuffing it would take to stuff your whole house (or the Empire State Building or Taj Mahal), the WKRP turkey drop, the best turkey-fryer PSA ever, the Buffy Thanksgiving episode (“ritual sacrifice, with pie”), several Dave Barry columns on the holiday, and more.

“A Day of Thanksgiving and Praise”: Remembering President Lincoln’s 1863 Thanksgiving proclamation.

The weirdest incidents involving wild turkeys this week.

The traditional drunken turkey recipe.

Calls from the Butterball Turkey help-line, and here’s the Butterball Turkey help-line help-line.

A definitive ranking of Thanksgiving sides, taking into account the availability theorem and the leftover theorem.

The Onion’s eleven steps for cooking a perfect Thanksgiving turkey and their comprehensive guide to Thanksgiving.

Manly ways to prepare turkey.

Have an excellent Thanksgiving, and be good to all of those people you’re thankful for!