that the billboards for the Geena Davis as President show never show Geena? They just inform you that a woman will be president soon. It’s all part of the Hillary campaign, I tell you. Her Hollywood friends coming through for her. I’ll have to come up with some grand scheme so my Hollywood friends similarly put the idea of National Review Online into every American’s face. A flawless plan so they will be unable to resist. (I’m skeptical, by the way, that the Geena-Hill plan will work, rest assured.)

(Ever since I learned we both got a Daughters of the American Revolution Good Citizenship Award at high-school graduation, I’ve been in a competition with Hillary.)