An e-mail:

Dear KLo:
I think I have a reasonable solution for the problem of the UN finding alternative space that everyone, from Liberal to Conservative, would find acceptable.
Using the Kelo decision, seize the newly constructed headquarters of the New York Times and provide it to the United Nations. While not exactly an A-B transfer of private entity to private entity, it would give everyone something to cheer about.
The UN gets its temporary headquarters at a below market price, the City gets to keep its parks intact, and the Times gets to show the world that it truly understands the ramifications of the Kelo decision.
However, I suspect that the Times staff might have second thoughts.