That way, they can meet up with their fellow Taliban savages — and two of them can even become top deputies to Mullah Omar. Tom Joscelyn has the details (at the Long War Journal, here) about these detainees, who were sprung in 2007 under pressure from the likes of Sen. Barack Obama to release all these innocent shepherds and shut down George Bush’s gulag.

By the way, one of these guys has just informed tribal elders cooperating with U.S. forces, “We have made a decision for your death. You have five days to leave Afghan soil.” Another jihadi rehabilitation success story.