An e-mail:

Subject: For those of us not on the Friday-in July boat… Yep, The Corner’s slow, and no Jonah to boot. So here are my contributions to light-heartedness: The 10 best timewaster sites: http://netforbeginners.about.com/b/a/229614.htm Not among them – dailykos, huffpost, cnn.com.
The top 10 ways to destroy the earth: http://www.livescience.com/technology/destroy_earth_mp.html Not among them – President Hillary Rodham Clinton.