I know we’re all supposed to be thinking of questions for the Republicans, given their debate tomorrow night. But I have a question for Hillary Clinton — if she ever took questions, or if there were ever Democratic debates. The question arises from Bernie Sanders’s campaign. It also arises from the repeated failure of the chairwoman of the Democratic National Committee, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, to answer the question, “What’s the difference between a Democrat and a socialist?”

Well, that would be a good question for Hillary. But here’s the question I had in mind: “Mrs. Clinton [or whatever she’s calling herself these days], are you a capitalist?”

I honestly think that would be a discomforting question for her.

P.S. In my heading, I used the designation “Mrs. C.” Has that been heard since Happy Days?