As a fan of the Detroit Red Wings, I’m sorely disappointed by my team’s

miserable first-round playoff performance–or, perhaps more accurately,

in awe of the Anaheim Mighty Ducks and their goalie’s incredible four

games. Friends have been chiding me all week. At least it frees up a lot

of evenings between now and the end of June, I tell them. Anyway,

here’s a funny picture zipping round Detroit, on how Saddam Hussein’s minister

of information would be spinning what just happened.