In addition to touting Judge Judy’s ability to take down al-Qaeda, Eric Holder told members of the American Constitution Society that the Civil Rights Division of the Department of Justice “is once again open for business, ” unless (according to two DOJ whistleblowers) you’re white and your voting rights have been violated. But if the latter description applies to you, you can still leave them a message and someone from Operation Fast and Furious will be in touch in seven to ten business days.