Delegates to the British Conservative Party “Spring Forum” were given an 8-page leaflet as they left where David Cameron urged the activists to “be the change.” The leaflet included a handy 10-point list to show conservatives how they can change the world and the environment:

1. Take the bus when you can

2. Get to know your neighbours better

3. Pick up one piece of litter from the street everyday

4. Re-use your plastic bags when you go to the shops

5. Switch to energy efficiency light bulbs at home

6. Reduce your thermostat by 2 degrees

7. Support your local shopkeepers

8. Don’t overfill your kettle

9. Fill out a donor card

10. Give blood.

Words fail me. They haven’t failed many of the commenters on the Conservativehome blog, though.