A reader reminds me of the other magazine/newspaper chick in semi-recent movies to envy: “What about Drew Barrymore in Never Been Kissed? She was a lowly copy editor and had her own office in the movie!”

Yeah. And got something like a semester off to go on “assignment”/a.k.a. get the guy on company time. Yeah, tighter ship around these parts. And smaller offices.

But we got the ideas, baby!

Or we talk about Armenian pickles at the watercooler to procrastinate?