Most memorable e-mail of the day:

Subject: Feeling Dirty at the Hilton
Hello Kathryn Jean,
Your article was a pathetic blend of patronizing your readers and feeling superior because you are a hate-bound liberal. You are so bound up in your brainwashed beliefs that you can’t see that this president has done many really good things for this county. He was elected fair and square and deserves the courtesy as the elected president.
My dear, you have allowed your brain to be constipated.
Reread what you wrote and if you have any sense, you’ll feel embarrassed.