Star Wars is crap. The whole thing, all of them — crap, crap, crap. An

insult to the intelligence of our kids. Buck Rogers made more sense — and that’s not EVEN to

mention Dan Dare, Tom Corbett, Kemlo, and countless other

far-more-worthy-to-be-remembered precursors. George Lucas took classic

space opera and MESSED IT UP. Verpfuscht! The Empire has no clothes.