No, seriously. I cannot. This came in within seconds of my Amish outreach post:

As the Spiritual Head of the Reformed Amish movement, I take exception to your comments about the Amish. While you are obviously aiming your scorn at our unreformed brethren, we still find it over the top.
We will be praying for you. If that doesn’t work in an undetermined acceptable timeframe, you can expect to see and hear a screaming hoard of Reformed Amish bikers charging down on NRO world headquarters. They will be armed to the teeth (with what we will determine just prior to the charge down).
Repent Sister NotKenMehlmen the end is nearer than you think. Sack cloth and ashes are appropriate, along with a vow of celebacy. We are watching you.
Very sincerely,
Brother Nehemiah, SHRA

My advice? Go forth, Nehemiah. By that I mean outside the reach of your computer. There’s a whole world offline ready to embrace you.