Cell phone? Blackberry? MySpace? Facebook? Twitter? I have no clue. How do people keep up with all this “trivial magic”? People tell me Kindle is kind of neat, though. I might get one. Next year, maybe.

My posture towards this stuff is basically the same as this guy’s. I believe we speak for millions.

And having just read Bill Forstchen’s latest (in which U.S. civilization is brought to its knees, and our population reduced 90 percent, when hostiles wipe out all our electronics with EMP), I’m thinking a shotgun may be a wiser investment than a Twitter account at this point in techno-time.