Byron spots a portrait of American ingenuity in North Carolina:

A short time later, I approach a man wearing a blue OPERATION CHAOS t-shirt. His name is James, and it turns out he’s a high-school teacher in nearby Nebo and a big Rush Limbaugh fan. He apologizes for the t-shirt, which looks fine but isn’t the kind one buys on Limbaugh’s website. “I did not have the opportunity to buy one in time, so I made myself one,” he explains. “I hope Mr. Limbaugh doesn’t mind.”
He probably won’t. And neither will Hillary Clinton. “I’m going to vote Democratic, I’m going to vote Hillary, to keep the carnage going until the national election in November,” James explains. Then, after a brief pause, he adds: “McCain all the way!”