The original Wicker Man is a dreadful, dreadful movie. Even when Britt Ekland dances around in the buff slapping the walls of a hotel room. Or maybe especially because Britt Ekland dances around in the buff slapping the walls of a hotel room. Plus, the hero’s name is Sgt. Howie. Howie? Any man who likes the original Wicker Man deserves to have his thoughts on international negotiations carefully scrutinized.