Conservatives are whiny and crazy, science proves it.

From a reader:

Remember that posting you made on the Corner where you linked to the German kid having a tantrum in front of his computer and where you glibly asserted that he would probably grow up tp be a democrat?
Wrong. Here’s a second, 20 year study that shows whiny wimps grow up to be Conservatives, and resilient, self confident children grow up tp be democrats.
Someday Lopez, maybe not in this lifetime, but someday, you will realize that the greatest thing you personally could do for your country, for everything decent in the world, is to put a gun to your bitter , hate filled petty little head, and pull the trigger.

Thank you for the clarity, sir.

Still: Though I know it’s awfully Democratic of me, I’m confident this post is funnier than anything “comedian” Richard Belzer said on Real Time Friday night.

That’s a narrow achievement (really, not saying much)–a modest, feminine goal, if you will. Which is why, clearly, I should be president (per Ruth Marcus).