The world has recently learned that the International Criminal Court will “add aggression to the court’s short list of prosecutable crimes.”

That is great news. I assume the first order of business will be a court order telling Russia to withdraw from its occupation of Georgia. And I’m sure that the ICC will order the Taliban to leave Afghanistan. We won’t need troops there. Needless to say, the ICC will order Hamas to stop bombing Israel.

Yes, this is very good news. We can start disbanding our military as soon as 2017, when this all goes into effect. The ICC has been so successful in stopping the tragedy in Darfur that we can look forward to a peaceful world in short order.