The history of Overwritten Rock Concert Reviews is long and storied, and this morning’s NYT provides a new entry for the annals while barely keeping on its pants, in a piece on the brilliant mind behind “I Wanna Be Your Dog” and other musical classics:

A show by the reunited Stooges deals with the boundaries of the self; it’s about private-made-public and public-made-private. It airs ideas (and parts of the body) that usually aren’t laid open, and turns the hey-ho communal experience of rock into an inner monologue. … Iggy Pop, now 59, is the captain of these inside-outside actions. Try to take your eyes off him. How he re-enacts fear, rage, sex, abject boredom, universal love and lethal cynicism, while dancing with originality, remembering lyrics and maintaining the delicate middle-state between having pants on and not having pants on, is why he is he, and you are merely you.