That reminds me of the Book Expo episode of the Simpsons. There’s a panel with Maya Angelou, Amy Tan and Tom Clancy, moderated by Kent Brockman:

Kent: Alright, does anyone have a question for our panel that’s not about how much money they make? [Audience’s hands go down]
Lenny: [at microphone] Uh yeah, I’m a techno-thriller junkie, and I’d like
to know, is the B-2 bomber more detectible when it rains?
Kent: Oh, what do you think, Tom Clancy?
Clancy: Well, the B-2–
Lenny: No, no, no, I was asking Maya Angelou!
Angelou: The ebony fighter awakens, dabbled with the dewy beads of morn.
Moe: Maya Angelou is black?
Angelou: It is a mach-5 child, forever bound to suckle from the shriveled breast of congress.
Lenny: Oh, Maya, you’re a national treasure!