An e-mail:

Yeehaa!!!
All aboard. I’m a homebrewer in Ohio.
You guys go ahead and charter a bus. Set up several stops
nationwide.
Have an NROnics brewing and wine making festival.
We will allow you all to judge our creations.
I defy Jonah to operate heavy equipment after a couple of glasses
of my ‘Demotivator Stout’.
We’ll have a bonfire and consume all the evidence.
Derb can regale us with sea chanties.
Local hospitality will be offered.
The regional winners are invited to the NRO National Consumables
Championship.
Winner gets Buckley’s book.
Bring it.