I did a radio show with him for years in the 1980s, and he always said the same thing over and over again. Thus, if you are to be Dan Schorr, be sure to mention Nixon, the enemies’ list, Watergate, Iran Contra, and (just to keep it fresh) Valerie Plame. Be extremely self-satisfied, never take a breath and finish by saying “This is Jonah Goldberg.”