Some hilarious findings from a UK survey about what college students think of their lecturers:

One particularly aggrieved student said: “They always look down on students, they always judge and have a lack of hygiene… most discussions in seminars revolve around the academic’s new book.
“In short, every aspect of their measly little lives irritates me.”

How different from the first lecture I attended, given by Hugh Lloyd-Jones, Regius Professor of Greek, who upbraided us all for failing to wear academic gowns…