What do National Review and Michael Vick have in common? The same thing that La-Z-Boy, the Congolese Army, Quaker Oats, Zeus, Valerie Plame, Buckingham Palace, Gene Hackman, the British Round Table, Martin Feldstein, Busta Rhymes, Tammany Hall, Hamas, the Hubble Space Telescope and Ninja Samurai Fighters have in common: we’re all being sued by the same guy:

An offbeat South Carolina prison inmate has filed a handwritten lawsuit seeking $63 quintillion from Michael Vick.
That’s $63,000,000,000,000,000,000.
Or as Jonathan Lee Riches put it in his handwritten lawsuit, “$63,000,000,000 billion.” The suit was filed in the U.S. District Court in Richmond on July 23.
Riches — who has developed an Internet cult following for his propensity to file strange lawsuits naming multiple diverse defendants — claims that Vick stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to “use the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”
In the complaint, Riches scrawls that “Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes.”

For a PDF of the full list of defendants named in one of his cases, click here. It’s pretty amazing.