According to this report, a Democratic filibuster against Alito is unlikely. On the other hand, the Democrats are said to be still “making up their minds.” Last week, thanks to my unrivaled access to inside sources, I was able to make public what I am confident will someday be recognized as the definitive report on the Democrats’ internal dialogue over the Alito filibuster. For details, consult Reidlet.

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