Jonah, it’s interesting to note how fast the squirrel insurgency is evolving. It was only in mid-October that they were still targeting individuals:

A kamikaze squirrel fell from the sky and detonated a Bayonne woman’s car yesterday, police said today…
“The squirrel chewed through the wire, was set on fire, fell down directly to where the car was,” Tony Millar said. “The squirrel, on fire, slid into the engine compartment and blew up the car.”

Now, a mere one month later, the suicide squirrels are taking out entire towns. Something to do with global warming? Or is it blowback?