A reader notes the strange invisiblity of A* G**e:

I note in NRO that Al’s keynote address to the RSA conference cannot be photographed, recorded, or broadcast, further proof that he’s running. Clearly, Al hasn’t reached his target weight at the fat-farm yet and doesn’t want to be seen with jowls and wattles flapping unpresidentially.
Haw!
You’re right, you’re right!

[Me] Somebody doubted it? O ye of little faith!