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The IRA is in trouble for hacking a guy to death — a Catholic, for the

record, like most of the IRA’s victims — after he looked at a senior IRA

man the wrong way in a Belfast bar. They then warned all the many witnesses

not to talk to police, and of course no-one did.

The victim’s five sisters have been raising a great fuss about the killing,

and the IRA’s stock in Ireland is at an all-time low. (It didn’t help that

all this came shortly after they robbed a Belfast bank of $5m.)

So the bold lads of the IRA had a meeting with the five sisters to defuse

the situation. They said they knew the guys who’d killed the brother. They

offered to shoot them.