Après Michigan, isn’t it obvious what is needed? A Dr. Frankenstein to chop up and reassemble the Republican candidates. The GOP candidate 2.0 version would have

  • Mitt Romney’s executive experience and good looks
  • John McCain’s courage and integrity (and appeal to independents – without which there’s no chance for a win over either HRC or BHO in November)
  • Mike Huckabee’s silver tongue
  • Fred Thompson’s steady, folksy and sensible conservatism
  • Rudy Giuliani’s toughness

What about Ron Paul? Maybe he can be Dr. Frankenstein?