And there’s nothing like having a cup of coffee out of my brand new Cosmo® Stainless Steel Travel Mug.

If you’re wondering why it has an endorsement for Glenlivet on it, that’s because the first sponsorship of the Goldberg File was provided by Glenlivet. If you’re wondering why it’s on all the T-shirts and other items in our new Cosmo Gear section, well, Cosmo does take after his “father” in his affection for the brown liquors from across the pond.

Now, if you’re at all interested in helping me make Cosmo the It-Dog of the American Right, I cannot implore you enough to snap up all the Cosmo gear you possibly can. If this stuff sells, I can get the suits to come up with more and better products, slogans, pictures, etc. How’d you like a picture of Coz saying, “Illegitime non carobundum” (Cosmo spells his Latin phonetically)? Or maybe a 70’s style poster of an adorable cat hanging from a branch with Cosmo underneath it saying sarcastically, “Hang in there, baby.”

Get in on the ground floor now. These will be collector’s items one day. Run, don’t walk. No wait, don’t do either, because you’re already at your computer. Just click fast!