So Iโm sitting here eating lunch at the Boston Harbor Hotel. I decide to sit outside since the sun has been peeking out today. Iโm about to order when suddenly it seems it has begun to rain again, pitter-patter all around me, except the drops are white. It turns out a sea-gull, or perhaps a flock of sea gulls (to mention one of KLoโs favorite bands), has let loose with a hail of excrement. Granted, Iโve gotten used to this kind of thing this week, but it was still disconcerting. If I had been sitting at the table next to me, the one the hostess had orginally offered me, I would have been hit 5 or 6 times. Instead, I escaped with just a shot to the shoulderโฆ
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Rich Lowry is the editor in chief of National Review.
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