But it’s not unsignable. Order Greg Gutfeld’s new book here, and then tote it to the NR 2010 Post-Election Cruise, where Greg (who’ll be joined by dozens of other hot shots, such as Karl Rove, Andrew Breitbart, Bernie Goldberg, Rob Long, Victor Davis Hanson, Roman Genn—yes, NR’s acclaimed caricaturist is also a character; Dan Hannan, Phyllis Schlafly, and too many others to name right now) will surely autograph and inscribe it for you. That means you have to sign up for the cruise, which anyone can do safely and securely at www.postelectioncruise.com (don’t dilly-dally—a dozen new cabins have already been booked this week!).