An excerpt from an entertainingly demented e-mail:

…Dickie Mellon, the Rev with the cult fetish, Rupert, the Federalist Society, the Heritage Foundation have all paid good money for your hypocrisy…. Don’t ever give it up. You’ve found a nice seven-figure, offshore financial haven. You’d be an idiot to give it up.
Hey, honesty is a great moral virtue, but honesty doesn’t put your backside in the Bahamas.