He has about 28 billion these days, according to a website that purports to know.

So what to do? A cheeseburger to everyone on the planet. (India won’t want them, so some of us might get two.) 100 grand to every woman who wants an abortion. (Wait for the protests, and we’d separate pro-choice from pro-abortion pretty quick that way, wouldn’t

we?) How about $5,000 cash to each and every “Palestinian” “refugee”?

Maybe one billion to K-Lo, and then another billion for her to divide

as she sees fit between the members of Duran Duran? Simon gets more

than John? But John is so handsome!