Sorry. All of you who disagree with me are objectively wrong. The argument is made — and summarily dismissed — that Aniston wasn’t supposed to be comedic in office space. I think this is not true. She was supposed to be the “straight man” as it were. This is sometimes the hardest job in comedy, but it is still comedy. While easy on the eyes, she had no charm. She didn’t resonate. She fills space. She is a prop.

If it were not so late in the day, I think it would be an interesting conversation for the Corner to discuss the most gifted straight men (and women) in film history. Bud Abbott has to be included on any list, of course. But I have to go Christmas present shopping, right now.