So right now on CNN, there’s a program called “What Would Jesus Really Do?” — apparently it’s a program they periodically air. One of the segments on the show is that they have two religious pundits — one on the right, and one on the left — and they throw an issue at them. They then have 20 seconds to make the case for what Jesus would do on, say, the death penalty. After 20 seconds a buzzer goes off — “andsoHisdeathonthecross…” [BUZZZZZ] Next!

So let me just go ahead and answer the titular question: I’m pretty sure Jesus would have nothing to do with this program.