If you are anywhere but the inaugural-crazed D.C. right now wishing you were here, be glad you are where you are. Enjoy your family, your Wed night bar night, West Wing, whatever. Snowy, slippery, freezing. But, I’ll say one thing positive: red-staters winners are the politest, perkiest people on a long cab line.

That’s the kind of hard-hitting inaugural news I can bring you at the moment….