[WARNING: TIMEWASTER] Tina Brown takes up a catfight with MoDo:

Dowd’s hunt for who or what to blame for her vaunted datelessness recalls Bush’s correspondents’ dinner routine about looking for Iraqi WMD under his Oval Office desk. The thought of Dowd’s girls’ nights with fellow Times sirens Alessandra Stanley and Michiko Kakutani sounds about as soft and yielding as Macbeth’s three witches on a club crawl.