Yet another religious group is “offended”:

They are masters of the humdrum television makeover, but Trinny and Susannah’s latest target has exposed them to the wrath of pagan campaigners. The stylists, who were recording the latest series of Trinny and Susannah Undress the Nation, decided to conduct an unorthodox sex change on the East Sussex pagan symbol, the Long Man of Wilmington. Twenty-two pagans gathered in protest at the historical site where ITV was filming. The show had invited 100 women to decorate the “sacred” site by giving the man temporary pigtails, breasts and hips. Arthur Pendragon, a Druid battle chieftain, said: “We are very angry because this is so disrespectful.” The nomadic 53-year-old continued: “We, the pagans, would not in our wildest dreams consider putting female breasts and clothing on effigies of any Holy Prophets, be it Jesus Christ, Buddha or any other revered figure of another faith. Why then, does ITV commission Trinny and Susannah to do so at the Long Man of Wilmington?

Sigh.

On the other hand, the thought that Arthur Pendragon has returned, but this time as a “druid battle chieftain” and “nomad,” has brought a ray of sunshine to this otherwise gray day.