Goldberg: 7-1 Odds Against Having Turkey Sandwich for Lunch By Ima Couch Goldberg News Service Writer WASHINGTON (AP) โ National Review Online editor-at-large Jonah Goldberg gives himself 7-to-1 odds against having a turkey sandwich for lunch, an assessment that conflicts with his recent pronouncements about how excited he is to have โleftover turkey in the fridge.โ Earlier today, Goldberg said โIโm so psyched for a turkey sandwich today.โ But just hours later told GNS he would give it only โ7-to-1 oddsโ that he would actually go for it, saying that he was out of mayo and heโd forgotten that there was cold pizza โhiddenโ behind the milk. Goldberg outlined his decision-making process to GNS: After looking around the icebox he will decide whether itโs worth having a sandwich with mustard instead or going to the store for more mayonnaise. If he does go with the mustard, he says heโll need a really good cheese to offset it. โMaybe if we still have some of that Jarslburg,โ Goldberg mused as he stood by the refrigerator with the door open. โLook, I really like pizza too. I can have turkey tomorrow.โ He said he will talk about his decision process later this afternoon while watching TV on the couch.

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Jonah Goldberg is a National Review contributing editor.
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