Goldberg: 7-1 Odds Against Having Turkey Sandwich for Lunch By Ima Couch Goldberg News Service Writer WASHINGTON (AP) โ€“ National Review Online editor-at-large Jonah Goldberg gives himself 7-to-1 odds against having a turkey sandwich for lunch, an assessment that conflicts with his recent pronouncements about how excited he is to have โ€œleftover turkey in the fridge.โ€ Earlier today, Goldberg said โ€œIโ€™m so psyched for a turkey sandwich today.โ€ But just hours later told GNS he would give it only โ€œ7-to-1 oddsโ€ that he would actually go for it, saying that he was out of mayo and heโ€™d forgotten that there was cold pizza โ€œhiddenโ€ behind the milk. Goldberg outlined his decision-making process to GNS: After looking around the icebox he will decide whether itโ€™s worth having a sandwich with mustard instead or going to the store for more mayonnaise. If he does go with the mustard, he says heโ€™ll need a really good cheese to offset it. โ€œMaybe if we still have some of that Jarslburg,โ€ Goldberg mused as he stood by the refrigerator with the door open. โ€œLook, I really like pizza too. I can have turkey tomorrow.โ€ He said he will talk about his decision process later this afternoon while watching TV on the couch.