It’s light, but this, I think, works. Makes you think, aw, decent guy:

Kerry doesn’t let an appearance go by without noting that People magazine once named Edwards the sexiest politician in the country. Between Edwards and Affleck, he said in Wheeling, “I kind of feel like that SAT question: ‘Which one of these is different?’ ”

Is Affleck available through November? No Gigli II? (Well, unless you count the Kerry campaign. Dah-dah-dum!)